Marriage Demotivational Poster
Father Knows Best -
MARRIAGE - it brings out the best in people
WEDDING CAKE -
FORTUNE COOKIE WISDOM - True love means being a dedicated pain in the ass
TILL DEATH DO US PART -
PAYBACK IS... WELL -
HAPPILY EVER AFTER - On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run my wedding video backwards just to see myself walk out of the church a free man
ADVICE FOR MARRIED MEN - NEVER LAUGH AT YOUR WIFE'S DECISIONS YOU ARE ONE OF THEM
REALITY CHECK - Weddings The day men realize life isn't all fun and games.
CATEGORISATION - Often, many subjects come together.
MARRIAGE - It is so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
MARRIAGE - "IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m here not because I am supposed to be here or, because IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢m trapped here, but because IÃ¢â‚¬â„¢d rather be with you than anywhere else in the world." Richard Bach (The Bridge Across Forever)
HOPES AND DREAMS - Girl: One day I'm going to marry him! Boy: Mmm bacon.
DIVORCE - Instead of getting married, just find a woman you don’t like and give her a house.
MARRIAGE 101 - Women are never truly happy without something to complain about. No need to put any effort into fulfilling this need; you're already doing at least 2 things she can complain about. One is breathing.
SO I SAID -
LOVE IS BLIND -
HUSBANDS - Before marriage, he used to lie awake, Brooding over something she said. Now he falls asleep, while she's still saying it.
WIVES - If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag, then you made her chain too long.
Young Love -
WHY DO MEN DIE BEFORE THEIR WIVES -
GAY MARRIAGE -
6 Ft Under -
MARRIAGE - Defined between one man and one woman
MARRIAGE - "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?
BRIEF ENCOUNTER -
CRY ME A RIVER -
MARRIAGE - The day the music dies
LIFE LESSON -
COMPLETE VS FINISHED -
MARRIAGE SIMPLIFIED -
A History Of Violence -
UNTIL DEATH DO US PART -
MARRIAGE - Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. ~Oscar Wilde
GETTING HITCHED TO THE BIG MEMORY STICK -
LIGHTNING - “They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.” Clint Eastwood
MARRIAGE 101 - All women are crazy. It's all about finding a crazy you can live with.
OPPOSED TO GAY MARRIAGE -
MARRIAGE - It's all about letting the little things slide.
MARRIAGE AND INSANITY -
MARRIAGE 101 - Work is your new vacation. If you go home you know she has things for you to do.
HIDDEN VICES... -
20 TO LIFE - Your never take me to places I've never been before... OK, shall we begin with the kitchen now ?
BIGAMY - â€œBigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.â€ Oscar Wilde
JUST IMAGINE... -
PERSONAL STALKERS - When you're married to them, it's completely legal.
HAPPILY MARRIED - "Honey, come here and have a look!" "What is it babe?" "Your child and my child are playing with our child!"
SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE -
MAIL ORDER BRIDES - I Wonder If They Are Recyclable?
MARRIAGE - It is all about true love, not religion, social norms or gender
YES DEAR -
MARRIAGE - You idiot!
CONFLICT RESOLUTION -
THE EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE -
YOUR CHEATIN HEART -
VELVET ROPE -
successful marriage -
RELATIONSHIPS - Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener
MARRIAGE 101 - The ball is your home, the shackle is love, But the chain is made of small circular guilt trips.
MARRIAGE COUNCELLING - Because Sometimes Your Spouse Needs To Hear It From A Professional That They Are Wrong
THE FIRST WIVES CLUB -
Hate from Fear -
AFTER MARRIAGE -
THE ENGAGEMENT RING - She said she was waiting for a ring.. then we wouldn't have to use condoms anymore. She's gonna love this NuvaRing!!
MARRIAGE - you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.
AREA 51 - Search For Extraterrestrial Intelligence Collect Some Medals Find A Wife
VALENTINES DAY - Yes, its fixing to happen again.
Could Be Worse -
TROPHY WIFE -
I WANT A NEW DRUG -
MOTHER KNOWS BEST -
MARRIAGE 101 - A man about to relax, or in the process of relaxing, emits a sound that only women can hear.To us it would be similar to all the women on The View in a shouting match with Nancy Grace.
THE TRUTH ABOUT MARRIAGE -
MARRIAGE - I married my wife for her looks but not the ones she gives me now.
WASN'T ME -
SORRY, HONEY - but we'll discuss our communication issues AFTER the game!
MARRIAGE - Hiring a women to control you, and she gets paid overtime, whether you know it or not.
IN SOME SITUATIONS - It's best NOT to hyphenate your name
THE THIRST QUENCHER -
HUSBAND AND WIFE HAD A FIGHT -
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