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Marriage Demotivational Poster


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: couple cards marriage
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by Airman

GreyScorpion - February 1, 2011, 8:25 am
as you sit there holding Aces and Eights....5L
rerun - January 31, 2011, 8:16 pm

Oh so true.
Faceplant31 - January 31, 2011, 7:16 pm
They don't know sh!t and thats why i'm cleaning my boots off after stomping that last little timmy.
Reality Lord - January 31, 2011, 6:52 pm

p'fffft ....what do they know.
Airman - January 31, 2011, 6:36 pm
thx RL.. not everyone agrees
Reality Lord - January 31, 2011, 4:35 pm

awesome ...as ususal dude
MilDoc - January 31, 2011, 12:54 pm
Nice! Posted like a true narried man! 5L


Father Knows Best -


TAGS: father son relationships traditions cultures marriage
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 18, 2016, 1:56 pm
Thanks Slick, I'm touched. I appreciate the comment too.
Rick69 - April 18, 2016, 1:24 pm
One for the favs... If not the Hall of Fame.
MissPriss - March 13, 2016, 12:35 pm
Thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - March 12, 2016, 6:21 pm
Same goes for the other direction! HAHAHAHA! LUV it Prissy! ^!!!!!


MARRIAGE - it brings out the best in people


TAGS: marriage
Rating: 2.33/5

More motifakes by He11Kn1ght

TigerKid - June 28, 2008, 2:29 am
Heh...cool.


WEDDING CAKE -




FORTUNE COOKIE WISDOM - True love means being a dedicated pain in the ass


TAGS: chinese fortune cookie marriage annoy
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Budog

EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2013, 11:09 am
Didn't this thought originate with Rita Rudner?
Budog - July 2, 2011, 2:10 pm
Right on !!! Congrats. Now get busy and giver her "the shocker" occasionally, they love that stuff. Well at least it's worked for me.
ArturiusMaxwell - July 2, 2011, 11:45 am
Didn't call her that, called my brothers fiance that and she liked it... scary Thanks 8)
MilDoc - June 15, 2011, 4:56 pm
A-Max, please do yourself a favor and DO NOT call your bride "a guy with t**s!" Best Friend will work well. BTW, Congrats!
ArturiusMaxwell - June 11, 2011, 5:25 am
I'm getting married next friday and I am working this into my vows! AWESOMESAUCE!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 6:18 pm
I was an Army Infantryman. Then 2nd enlistment, Navy Hospital Corpsman. Because of Army experience put in the field as a Corpsman with the USMC.
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 5:44 pm
Proud member of the Army Medical Department (AMEDD)-- Mastication Management Specialist!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 3:38 pm
Verdect, the hallway, kitchen counter, dining table etc. It kind of freaks the kids out though. And we aren't allowed in certain home furnishing stores anymore...
Budog - June 10, 2011, 3:36 pm
MilDoc, LOL I just figured that out, Copious Motofaking, too much beer and being tired tends to dull the faculties. Does your user name have anything to do with being a military medic?
MilDoc - June 10, 2011, 2:23 pm
Budog, I think that qualifies as a "left handed compliment." Either that, or just plain scary! That being said, 5 Chop 5tix for the cookie!
Budog - June 10, 2011, 5:36 am
In the cool way, not the prison kind of way...
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 5:35 am
I want to like that but not in THAT way...
Budog - June 10, 2011, 5:03 am
I am a blessed man, my Wife is so cool she is like a dude with tits.
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 4:54 am
Wow.. My hats off to you sir. You must be well an truly into the "Hallway sex" part of your relationship ;)
Budog - June 10, 2011, 4:21 am
26 years here, we could have killed them and already been out on parole for good behavior...
Verdeckt - June 10, 2011, 3:56 am
*wipes tear from eye* Been dedicated 15 years..


COMPROMISE -


TAGS: closet space marriage divorce half hers
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

SteveFurlong - July 2, 2012, 9:17 pm
5L for annoying and demotivational truth. The "his" side was too large, though.
SunnyDay - December 19, 2010, 7:37 pm
so true 5L
rerun - December 4, 2010, 10:19 am

this image is the story of my life
AdmiralAckbar - September 23, 2010, 3:53 pm
happens at work too.
forseti - September 23, 2010, 12:32 pm
perfect!


TILL DEATH DO US PART -


TAGS: love life relationship marriage scary
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:02 pm
and then you make the move and the other one laughs at you... well maybe, despite of all your feelings and shared instants, it was not the right one
EmilioDumphque - January 18, 2013, 4:01 pm
"too" scared.


PAYBACK IS... WELL -


TAGS: toilet seat marriage husband wife
Rating: 4.21/5

More motifakes by timmey

mariand - March 15, 2012, 7:42 pm
hehehe...It's not good... it's CAREful
carebear - March 15, 2012, 7:33 pm
(carebear BANNED)
lgvernon - March 15, 2012, 7:10 pm

Thud...thud, thud, crack, crunch...Great one!!!!


Missing -


TAGS: valentine february dead missing marriage
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by JesusWept

Reality Lord - August 9, 2016, 11:31 am

the plunger...because his wife loves bringing up old shit...lol
concern3 - August 9, 2016, 6:30 am
Outstanding poster, UP yours
lgvernon - August 8, 2016, 3:45 pm

Yes, the plunger. Effectively pounded in with that iron.
Silverheart - August 8, 2016, 2:14 pm

Brutally murdered with that plunger, and some of tne other products on the tray were used to hide the evidence.


HAPPILY EVER AFTER - On quiet nights, when I'm alone, I like to run my wedding video backwards just to see myself walk out of the church a free man


TAGS: marriage tv wedding free man
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by suzieq

suzieq - January 30, 2012, 5:47 pm
and I'll take it ! thanks chalkman :)
chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:17 pm
i give you 5
chalkman3 - January 30, 2012, 4:17 pm
haha funny s5it
suzieq - January 29, 2012, 9:58 pm
hey GaryO, sup ? you know you're only as old as the women you feel... I've only been here a few days too, but you might want to check out the stuff by the older members, you have some seriously good sh*t there !
GaryO - January 29, 2012, 8:22 pm
...and I tend to repeat myself....admin...little help here (please)
GaryO - January 29, 2012, 8:21 pm
Stellar! This one is so nailed, suzieq. I’ve only been here a few days, but have done a lot of foraging…this one’s the best I’ve seen. …….however, seems I’ve read those same words somewhere else…..but coulda been just now….I’m old
GaryO - January 29, 2012, 8:20 pm
Stellar! This one is so nailed, suzieq. I’ve only been here a few days, but have done a lot of foraging…this one’s the best I’ve seen. …….however, seems I’ve read those same words somewhere else…..but coulda been just now….I’m old
Rick69 - January 29, 2012, 2:47 pm
The Force of LOL is strong with this one. . .
mariand - January 27, 2012, 12:45 am
good one...original ;)
Budog - January 26, 2012, 9:38 pm
LMAO 5L


ADVICE FOR MARRIED MEN - NEVER LAUGH AT YOUR WIFE'S DECISIONS YOU ARE ONE OF THEM


TAGS: marriage
Rating: 4.79/5


COMMUNICATION -


TAGS: sparrow marriage
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - October 14, 2011, 8:45 pm
It isn't, by the way. Me and my wife "communicate" all the time.
Sean - February 14, 2011, 7:01 pm
True Fact: Sparrows mate for life -- well, one of their lives, anyway.
Current Resident - January 5, 2011, 5:00 pm
Great Poster! 5L
Sean - November 22, 2010, 6:28 pm
And a "heap" it is, you masochist, you!
5150monkeylove - November 22, 2010, 6:14 pm
I started due to Aggies request a month ago. started at his lowest rated and worked up to the 3's. I still have a heap to go.
Reality Lord - November 22, 2010, 6:03 pm

geez i hate this guy. he just makes it look so damn easy. note to noobs....this is one of those profiles you should really spend some time going through....for hours.
spacedog - November 22, 2010, 5:53 pm
Excellent.
Airman - November 22, 2010, 5:21 pm
seems to work that way!


REALITY CHECK - Weddings The day men realize life isn't all fun and games.


TAGS: marriage reality gamers men
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 17, 2013, 1:15 am
Their retinas have been burned by the PS3 images...teehee.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 3:15 pm
Yeah, I don't understand how so many men today didn't have the foresight to see this coming.
LordBakumaru - July 2, 2012, 3:06 pm
That is a gears of war screenshot, but the console is a ps3.
MissPriss - June 30, 2012, 3:38 pm
You sure understanding isnt she lets you play games and she plays is she shows an interest in your hobbies (teehee). Just kiddin space. Thanks for the comment and the 5L.
spacedog - June 30, 2012, 3:15 pm
Well Mrs.spacedog is understanding and even joins in on some of the fun and games. 5L


CATEGORISATION - Often, many subjects come together.


TAGS: marriage slavery
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Kung-Fu Devil

SpitCan - April 17, 2011, 1:40 pm
wow never realized they were closely reagrded
Reality Lord - April 16, 2011, 8:09 am

i am reality lord....and i approve this message....lol. n1 KF.


MARRIAGE - It is so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.


TAGS: marriage bride groom happy forever
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by suzieq

EmilioDumphque - January 24, 2012, 7:33 pm
You should attribute your quotes. This one if from Rita Rudner


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage assignment calender rings happiness lord of the rings
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

agdaniele - September 13, 2010, 11:05 pm
Well played!
hootizz - September 13, 2010, 3:35 am
Ahhh..., young love.., if only it knew...!!
Cubbybear - September 12, 2010, 10:19 pm
My precious....


MARRIAGE - "I’m here not because I am supposed to be here or, because I’m trapped here, but because I’d rather be with you than anywhere else in the world." Richard Bach (The Bridge Across Forever)


TAGS: love togetherness happiness friendship marriage
Rating: 4.45/5

More motifakes by RonE

mariesmini - November 19, 2012, 11:18 am
If anyone knows, please let me know. It's an anniversary gift
mariesmini - November 19, 2012, 10:42 am
where can I buy the " Marriage" poster
warface - September 14, 2011, 6:44 pm
how is this demotivating?
RonE - May 1, 2011, 9:00 am
yeah, saw that after I re-created it... all good... all good lol
Reality Lord - May 1, 2011, 8:56 am

up along the top of this page, see all the motinet sites listed?....click motitwist...upload...voila.
RonE - May 1, 2011, 8:30 am
cool, lemme see if I can figure that one out.
Reality Lord - May 1, 2011, 8:06 am

very nice ron but this belongs more in our sister site motitwist.com. please submit this there as well.


HOPES AND DREAMS - Girl: One day I'm going to marry him! Boy: Mmm bacon.




DIVORCE - Instead of getting married, just find a woman you don’t like and give her a house.


TAGS: marriage divorce house
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by suzieq

Bucketheadsdad - January 16, 2012, 9:17 pm
I've also heard the comedian Gary Mule Deer discuss this as well.
djrcreative - January 15, 2012, 10:20 pm
LOL! Been there. FWIW, that tagline is based (nothing wrong with that) on a quote by Lewis Grizzard, though also plagiarized (and more famously known) by Rod Steward. Aces on the execution!


MARRIAGE 101 - Women are never truly happy without something to complain about. No need to put any effort into fulfilling this need; you're already doing at least 2 things she can complain about. One is breathing.


TAGS: marriage women complain happiness
Rating: 4.86/5

More motifakes by Losifer2

tatespa - May 21, 2012, 8:59 am
Agreed... no truer words have been spoken... damn!!!!
SteveFurlong - May 19, 2012, 5:27 pm
5L for indisputable truth.


SO I SAID -




LOVE IS BLIND -




COMPANIONSHIP -


TAGS: cat marriage failure meh
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - January 15, 2012, 10:44 pm
Agreed. Marriage sucks. Cats rule. And in my case, we stay together for the sake of the (many) cats.
mariand - December 12, 2011, 12:35 am
Great!!!...save the cats...don't get married


HUSBANDS - Before marriage, he used to lie awake, Brooding over something she said. Now he falls asleep, while she's still saying it.




WIVES - If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag, then you made her chain too long.




MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage statistic even number
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Live2golf

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 25, 2014, 12:37 pm
...and bestiality. lol
spypengen - April 8, 2012, 11:24 pm
it's called poligamy
Budog - April 6, 2012, 10:30 pm
Good catch... 5L
ughomer - April 6, 2012, 3:56 pm
ROFLMAO. Good one!


Young Love -


TAGS: rednecks poem love secrets marriage
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 6, 2015, 11:52 pm
Thanks Hinoron. Glad ya liked it!
Hinoron - December 4, 2015, 3:30 pm
This needs to be a youtube video! Some one get a guitar... I mean, banjo!
MissPriss - February 25, 2015, 7:11 pm
Thanks Bandit!
Bandit5906 - February 23, 2015, 11:41 pm
Bingo! 5L


WHY DO MEN DIE BEFORE THEIR WIVES -


TAGS: marriage husband wife death
Rating: 3.59/5

More motifakes by ronsart

TheTrashHeap - July 31, 2009, 2:06 am
WELCOME! Now wipe your boots!
DillyRat - July 31, 2009, 2:05 am
walks in...trips...falls on face ...has NO idea what's going on but likes it!
LogicDude - July 30, 2009, 11:05 am
10-10-10-9.8-6.5! 6.5? Stupid East German Judge!
BuZZbomb - July 29, 2009, 11:02 pm
AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!!!
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 11:01 pm
(double back-flip dismount, nailed landing) ta-DAAAAAA!
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 11:00 pm
When goals are not readily attainable, the inability to detach from them may produce frustration, exhaustion, rumination on failures, and lack of sleep. These in turn activate harmful inflammatory responses that can lead to illness and lowered immunity.
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 10:59 pm
Men who faced chronic stresses at work or at home ran a 30 percent higher likelihood of dying over the course of a nine-year study...
agdaniele - July 29, 2009, 10:58 pm
I'll answer this one for ya, derek...
BoneCD - July 29, 2009, 5:39 pm
It's all part of the plan...just part of the plan!
LogicDude - July 29, 2009, 3:42 pm
50th Wedding Anniversary Toast: "May my wife live another 50 years...and may I live another 51, because I want at least 1 year of f*ckin' peace and quiet before I go!"


GAY MARRIAGE -


TAGS: gay marriage lesbian
Rating: 3.22/5

More motifakes by kiwisoccer

Briton of Rose - December 12, 2009, 4:07 am
The Bible? Talk about a preachy book!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 4:05 am
And If I want to marry a poppy seed Bagel....so be it....Blarg! Dead Horse.
Cloudchaser - December 12, 2009, 4:03 am
Even in the Bible, every time homosexuality is mentioned, it's defined as a sexual act. There isn't anything that says a emotional attachment between two people of the same gender is a sin
Briton of Rose - December 12, 2009, 4:03 am
Alternate caption: GAY MARRIAGE - Why shouldn't they suffer like the rest of us?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 12:16 am
Show us on the doll where father Francis touched you.
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 12:13 am
Altar boy.... much?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2009, 12:13 am
that's a little harsh stavro. repressed are we?
MO - December 12, 2009, 12:13 am
Yeah, but two outties don't make a rightie! Two innies? That's sooooo right!!!
stavro1 - December 12, 2009, 12:12 am
judging from your avatar i'd say it was already done
Narutarded - December 12, 2009, 12:10 am
Thanks to advances in reproductive medicine, it's now possible for two lesbians to make a daughter.
stavro1 - December 12, 2009, 12:08 am
i know that they say two -'s make a plus, but in this case is it two lesbo's make a fag?
Narutarded - December 12, 2009, 12:08 am
Only because its in to be out!
agdaniele - December 12, 2009, 12:06 am
Naru... the only lesbian I know who is constantly in and out!
Narutarded - December 12, 2009, 12:04 am
5 lions for the message, 5 lions for the picture, 5 lions each for the girls... 20 lions!!!
agdaniele - December 11, 2009, 11:58 pm
Love the message. 5L - might've dripped a little.


6 Ft Under -


TAGS: life death dating marriage regret
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

EmilioDumphque - August 1, 2014, 10:40 am
...but everybody looks both ways before crossing the street.


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage blind funny cold
Rating: 4.23/5

More motifakes by coldinjected

coldinjected - January 23, 2011, 11:11 am
I'm ok pal. It's more of an exaggeration.
culos - January 21, 2011, 12:46 pm
Man! You must really hurt! Want a hug from a soul-buddy?


MARRIAGE - Defined between one man and one woman


TAGS: marriage guns
Rating: 3.04/5

More motifakes by philup ontacos

Ed-Hyde - July 15, 2009, 8:20 am
Definitely an M-4, but yea, I wouldn't mind a simple AR-15 myself (the civilian version of an M-16). Bonuses for the woman holding it correctly with her finger beside, not on, the trigger.
Yo Mamma! - February 6, 2009, 5:25 pm
Yeah, that's totally an M-4, not an M-16...
Arrogant Knight - January 14, 2009, 12:19 pm
Here's a question for you, lars: WHO GIVES A FLYING FUCK?
lars - January 14, 2009, 11:27 am
why can no one point out an m16? its the most common weapon used in most militaries.
Shtoink - December 22, 2008, 2:17 am
wish i could afford a AR-15 or equivalent


MARRIAGE - "I am" is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do" is the longest sentence?




BRIEF ENCOUNTER -




CRY ME A RIVER -


TAGS: promise trust marriage love relationships
Rating: 4.64/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:35 am
That's why I only promise to try...!


MARRIAGE - The day the music dies




LIFE LESSON -




INSTINCT -


TAGS: childhood marriage stupidity is learned
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

boeweizer - October 31, 2010, 8:20 am
fools gold with cubic zirconium, good enough 4 me
AdmiralAckbar - October 29, 2010, 10:51 pm
amen brother
rerun - October 29, 2010, 9:40 pm

gold, the 24 karat kind, none of that fools gold crap.
hootizz - October 27, 2010, 4:11 am
ahh yes..., the wisdom of youth...
GreyScorpion - October 25, 2010, 8:38 am
heed the instinct, it's there for a reason. 5L


COMPLETE VS FINISHED -


TAGS: love infidelity marriage
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:32 am
Classic....
Greybeard - November 11, 2012, 12:02 am
LoL. Thats sound advice
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 10, 2012, 11:46 pm
They're all wrong.....It's all a matter of finding the one you're willing to tolerate (hint...It's the one with the biggest tits)
Greybeard - November 10, 2012, 11:03 pm
LoL. Seems like I can only find the wrong one... : )
TheOne - November 10, 2012, 10:56 pm
Until you find another right that is. 5L.


MARRIAGE SIMPLIFIED -


TAGS: car crash stats marriage
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

concern3 - June 23, 2015, 5:11 am
Your dead nuts correct on this one
hootizz - September 13, 2010, 6:11 am
Not a nice episode for that pedestrian.., but the pain he suffered was probably over sooner than that of a divorce..!!
Henna - September 12, 2010, 1:02 pm
Cruel driver in the Mercedes.It seems as if he turns on the windshield wiper to wipe the pedestrian away WTF
rerun - September 12, 2010, 10:54 am

wow, just wow


MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage divorce death lucky
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by Arkot

tellitlikeitis - January 15, 2011, 6:27 pm
Yeah, life insurance!
Cubbybear - January 15, 2011, 5:34 pm
Love the poster. I would have done the text in red. 5L


A History Of Violence -


TAGS: love marriage dating relationships suicide
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 6:18 am
Both are better than lust marriages.


UNTIL DEATH DO US PART -


TAGS: marriage waiting game mariand
Rating: 4.22/5

More motifakes by mariand

tellitlikeitis - March 17, 2012, 8:44 am
Could be a long wait, they both look stubborn and are probably Capricorns (astrologically speaking).
holymoly - March 16, 2012, 7:14 pm
at that point I'd volunteer for death
carebear - March 16, 2012, 7:10 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Verdeckt - March 16, 2012, 6:57 pm
5core is over 4, think the majority are not 'offended'
lgvernon - March 16, 2012, 6:52 pm

This is magnificent!~
mariand - March 16, 2012, 6:34 pm
Question for MODs: can you delete this poster at my request?... because I see that someone's intelligence is offended by it...


MARRIAGE - Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. ~Oscar Wilde


TAGS: wilde brides marriage
Rating: 5/5

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Derek - November 29, 2010, 6:00 pm
Oscar would say that wouldn't he?


GETTING HITCHED TO THE BIG MEMORY STICK -


TAGS: marriage memories mistakes
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by Greeny

Sarahallridge2004 - November 3, 2011, 11:08 am
Memory One!!!! :-D
mariand - November 3, 2011, 2:16 am
nice one


FEMALES -


TAGS: life time women trouble marriage wedding cher brunette
Rating: 3.74/5

More motifakes by giulio

forseti - April 11, 2013, 10:05 am
2L each eye color.
booger13 - March 25, 2010, 5:59 am
rofl 10 L :)
Derek - October 23, 2009, 5:28 am
Can't understand why Cher is single...


LIGHTNING - “They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.” Clint Eastwood




MARRIAGE 101 - All women are crazy. It's all about finding a crazy you can live with.




OPPOSED TO GAY MARRIAGE -


TAGS: gay marriage fabulous
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Airman

JesusWept - March 23, 2013, 12:21 pm
The minute Motifake becomes politically correct i'm off! Until then 5 L's :D
Silvannx13 - May 28, 2011, 6:19 am
I don't think Motifake's are meant to BE Politcally Correct...
TheOne - May 21, 2011, 12:56 pm
I'll third that.
champ99 - May 20, 2011, 11:32 pm
ditto
Peso - May 20, 2011, 6:32 pm
Not exactly politically correct, but it sure made me laugh. 5Ls!


MARRIAGE - It's all about letting the little things slide.


TAGS: marriage lol
Rating: 4.16/5

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MARRIAGE AND INSANITY -


TAGS: marriage insantiy commitment humor
Rating: 4.82/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 15, 2013, 12:20 pm

And, as far as marriage goes, it helps if you're both nuts...
rerun - June 14, 2013, 7:04 pm

Damn, so true.


MARRIAGE 101 - Work is your new vacation. If you go home you know she has things for you to do.




HIDDEN VICES... -




20 TO LIFE - Your never take me to places I've never been before... OK, shall we begin with the kitchen now ?




BIGAMY - “Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.” Oscar Wilde


TAGS: wedding bride wife husband marriage
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by giulio

HAHA - April 14, 2009, 10:19 pm
That one bitch has some nice legs. Love white stockings.
Crunk - March 30, 2009, 11:00 pm
Gay Test - this guy passed, Oscar Wilde failed
ZenMaster - December 13, 2008, 3:18 am
Not with them... They're twins, only one mother-in-law.
Scorpio7 - November 8, 2008, 7:07 am
Gotta love them Mormons!
RnR - October 11, 2008, 5:16 am
not to mention the number of mothers-in-law...


Apathy -


TAGS: indifference love marriage men women
Rating: 4.7/5

More motifakes by Pushkin

Pushkin - March 6, 2016, 11:42 am
Another thanks to you.
concern3 - March 6, 2016, 3:49 am
another UP yours


JUST IMAGINE... -




PERSONAL STALKERS - When you're married to them, it's completely legal.


TAGS: marriage makes stalking legal
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by fan4camping

AcidRain - May 21, 2012, 11:58 am
No trip to far, no ocean too deep, there is no escape from the angry wife.
GaryO - May 20, 2012, 7:29 pm
Good'n Fan


HAPPILY MARRIED - "Honey, come here and have a look!" "What is it babe?" "Your child and my child are playing with our child!"




SUPPORT GAY MARRIAGE -




MAIL ORDER BRIDES - I Wonder If They Are Recyclable?




MARRIAGE - It is all about true love, not religion, social norms or gender


TAGS: gay marriage love not gender
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - September 16, 2011, 6:35 pm
That's if you even believe in "scripture"... I for one do not buy into it myself.
Sean - September 16, 2011, 6:28 pm
Amen, Budog. MARRIAGE Still the leading cause of celibacy, and untreated erectile dysfunction, for that matter.
CloudchaserS - September 16, 2011, 1:54 am
Every supposed "scriptural" reason I've ever heard for why same sex marriage is not marriage in God's eyes has seemed to me like people interpreting scripture to justify their own wishful thinking
Budog - September 16, 2011, 12:32 am
Hell, heterosexual or homosexual, marriage usually leads to celibacy anyway,,, Maybe they should allow Catholic Priests to marry if they want them to be celibate,,,
Verdeckt - September 16, 2011, 12:06 am
Marriage: The ultimate demotivator. I wonder if wedding cake has the same libido killing properties on same sex partners??


YES DEAR -


TAGS: marriage listening
Rating: 4.96/5

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Reality Lord - November 23, 2010, 7:29 pm

the joke...totally owned. 5 solid Lions....more if i could.
spacedog - November 23, 2010, 6:42 pm
Well done. 5L
Faceplant31 - November 23, 2010, 1:16 pm
Solid all around. 5L
crankyhead - November 23, 2010, 1:11 pm
LOL!


MARRIAGE - You idiot!


TAGS: strongheart readymind fear advice marriage
Rating: 4.75/5

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MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:41 pm
Hahaha I can swear but it *'s assume. The irony...I love it.
MissPriss - May 6, 2012, 5:40 pm
ahhh others with exs I assume. Should make our own forum lol. Thanks for the comments
mariand - May 5, 2012, 7:11 pm
so damn true...
fan4camping - May 5, 2012, 1:55 pm
Amen!


VOLCANOLOGIST -




SOLUTIONS -


TAGS: marriage argument wife compromise
Rating: 5/5

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crankyhead - November 24, 2010, 9:16 am
this is awesome


CONFLICT RESOLUTION -




THE EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE -




YOUR CHEATIN HEART -




MARRIAGE -




VELVET ROPE -


TAGS: love marriage infidelity cover charge
Rating: 4.91/5

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rerun - November 30, 2010, 7:56 pm

sold gold, this is the good stuff
crankyhead - November 29, 2010, 5:52 pm
LOL!
Reality Lord - November 29, 2010, 2:54 pm

....ouch.


successful marriage -


TAGS: marriage 21 years
Rating: 4.89/5

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mizzdizz - April 22, 2015, 6:03 am
Congrats, Cynic! Being married is a lot different than being roommates. Every time you work through an adjustment phase, it should be celebrated. A lift of the ole' coffee cup to you and the mrs.!!!!!!
thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 21, 2015, 2:19 pm
8 years and so true!
mizzdizz - April 19, 2015, 2:52 pm
Thanks, . .. I think . . LOL!
GaryO - April 18, 2015, 9:28 am
21 years...cute


RELATIONSHIPS - Love may be blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener


TAGS: love marriage
Rating: 4.83/5

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WTFO - February 15, 2012, 1:05 am
Thanks for the compliment. However, I am not responsible for you ending up on the couch.
forseti - February 10, 2012, 9:37 am
LOL! I'll print that as a wedding anniversary present to the wify :D


MARRIAGE 101 - The ball is your home, the shackle is love, But the chain is made of small circular guilt trips.


TAGS: marriage love home guilt
Rating: 4.82/5

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Kavlin - April 23, 2012, 6:30 pm
You can get rid of all of that with just a simple divorce.
krazyivanthedivine - March 7, 2012, 9:21 pm
Amen!


LONELINESS -


TAGS: life love marriage relationship lonely
Rating: 4.77/5

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assgard - March 19, 2012, 8:36 am
This sucks. I hope that you die, you piece of s**t!


MARRIAGE COUNCELLING - Because Sometimes Your Spouse Needs To Hear It From A Professional That They Are Wrong




THE FIRST WIVES CLUB -




DIVORCE -


TAGS: marriage divorce
Rating: 4.06/5

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Bovee - March 8, 2010, 4:09 pm
5 good reasons to cheat. i mean i love you baby.
Derek - March 8, 2010, 2:56 pm
All the elements = 5L


Hate from Fear -


TAGS: marriage homophobia shakespeare
Rating: 3.88/5

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rerun - July 20, 2013, 11:37 am

OK, we know your opinion. No need to keep stating it. If you don't like the poster topic, vote however you choose but refrain from making comments that will incite debate & discord. I hope we are really clear on this, as I will not let you ruin this site
BobbEdwards - July 20, 2013, 10:29 am
Try reading the poster. You must be scared s***less by the topic.
MPsniper - July 20, 2013, 10:17 am
same s e x marriage is disgusting. it is abhorrent. wrong is wrong. no amount of public acceptance will ever make it anything but wrong.


AFTER MARRIAGE -




THE ENGAGEMENT RING - She said she was waiting for a ring.. then we wouldn't have to use condoms anymore. She's gonna love this NuvaRing!!




MARRIAGE - you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.


TAGS: marriage
Rating: 3.59/5

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shmoe13 - January 2, 2011, 11:50 pm
tj im sorry to hear that but this poster is really funny
TJ - July 15, 2009, 8:34 am
As someone in the middle of a divorce, I find this truely appalling... and I like it. 5 lions.


AREA 51 - Search For Extraterrestrial Intelligence Collect Some Medals Find A Wife


TAGS: marriage epic fail wife husband seti medals romance
Rating: 3.05/5

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Azbestos - March 25, 2011, 2:49 pm
Hunnic wife?


VALENTINES DAY - Yes, its fixing to happen again.




Could Be Worse -


TAGS: scotch enhances marriage
Rating: 5/5

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Sho - January 17, 2014, 1:00 pm
oh my


TROPHY WIFE -


TAGS: marriage choose wisely relationship pool boy mailman
Rating: 4.86/5

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Faceplant31 - August 10, 2010, 12:12 pm
Brutal 5L
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 10:49 pm
The good thing about the girls who rely on looks only... when the looks are gone, they crash and burn in life.
rerun - August 9, 2010, 10:47 pm

thankfully no, this is my past time......she does not get this type of humor...I would probably have to ban her
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 10:46 pm
Current wife visits the site, huh?
rerun - August 9, 2010, 10:44 pm

she was beautiful, willing do do anything and never let me forget it. I am thankful I had her in my life, as now I can really appreciate what I have now even more
GreyScorpion - August 9, 2010, 10:43 pm
the real down side to a trophy wife....more people will notice her gone, when she doesn't come back from that sudden trip to her mothers
GreyScorpion - August 9, 2010, 10:40 pm
GHEY!!!
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 10:39 pm
You can't knock eye candy... but it only makes a girl so sexy. The rest comes from within. Crap. Gay.
rerun - August 9, 2010, 10:28 pm

I used to have one of those, the maintenance was absolute hell
jameswnash - August 9, 2010, 9:47 pm
Ah, the painful sting of reality


I WANT A NEW DRUG -




ROMANCE -


TAGS: children marriage love relationship heart
Rating: 4.81/5

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agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 2:16 am
Wow.... but, it's a different story with Guinness. That stuff don't like the heat.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 2:10 am
it doesn't. It just makes for a good distraction.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 2:00 am
TRying to figure out how alcohol fights the heat... unless you're counting heat stroke as an escape.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:40 am
And discreet Marijuana smoke.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:35 am
It's been one of the hottest summers on record. We spent the weekend camping with my parents, no way to cool off. Thank god for alcohol.
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:32 am
When did they get sun in Canada?
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:32 am
Technically, yes.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:30 am
I don't.....must be a gay thing...
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:28 am
Sunburned and sober... but pleasantly exhausted... knowhutimean?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:27 am
sunburned and exhausted....but pleasantly buzzed.....You?
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:26 am
LMFAO!!!! How goes it, my good man?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2010, 1:24 am
And he'll be born a citizen! 5L
agdaniele - August 9, 2010, 1:21 am
Thanks!
Iconoclast - August 9, 2010, 1:16 am
Great and incredibly true. 5L
rerun - August 8, 2010, 10:07 pm

very deep


MOTHER KNOWS BEST -


TAGS: mother daughter son marriage
Rating: 4.76/5

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krazirefa - June 24, 2011, 6:24 am
hahaha..hell ya
forseti - June 24, 2011, 3:36 am
And every father hopes that his son will snag a hotter wife than he did... and he's certain his daughter will never get as well-hung a husband as her mother did.... Approval comment: POST THAT TO MAD!


ALCOHOLISM -


TAGS: alcohol calendar marriage job kids
Rating: 4.7/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 16, 2012, 3:54 pm
I can relate. But it's a long row to hoe.
CloudchaserS - April 16, 2012, 1:15 pm
I had a problem with the stuff at one point in time. Thanx to a loving family that cares about me, I got it under control before it caused serious problems.


MARRIAGE 101 - A man about to relax, or in the process of relaxing, emits a sound that only women can hear.To us it would be similar to all the women on The View in a shouting match with Nancy Grace.


TAGS: marriage view relaxing nancy grace
Rating: 4.66/5

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carebear - March 3, 2012, 4:14 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Zetmonk - March 2, 2012, 5:38 am
Dammit, I knew it!
krazyivanthedivine - March 2, 2012, 1:11 am
5L for welcome to my life...


ABSTINENCE -


TAGS: anime marriage false iceman
Rating: 4.65/5

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rudeboy308 - October 11, 2010, 1:05 pm
From the anime Futari H, about a young married couple who need all the advice about sex they can get. They are advised by their neighbors, the guy's sister, and by the guy's female cousin who inducts him into the Mile High Club. Awesome title.
thatonechick - August 13, 2010, 11:43 pm
LoL! Silly...
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 11:37 pm
LMAO! I now found a reason to love anime!
ICEMAN - August 13, 2010, 11:34 pm
You get a 5 just for PISSING me off!!!
agdaniele - August 13, 2010, 11:34 pm
Amazing that you can type that much with one hand.
ICEMAN - August 13, 2010, 11:33 pm
Oh sure, torture me. Galdangfrakkincorksocking anime.


THE TRUTH ABOUT MARRIAGE -


TAGS: marriage love stuck together bubble
Rating: 4.53/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 8:35 pm
like in an elevator. and you can't even pretend it's not you that f*rted :)


MARRIAGE - I married my wife for her looks but not the ones she gives me now.


TAGS: marriage angry wife neener
Rating: 4.52/5

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dslohand - August 31, 2011, 10:15 pm
YES I KNOW THAT LOOK
5150monkeylove - October 5, 2010, 10:45 pm
5L so true!
Reality Lord - October 5, 2010, 6:38 pm

awesome...very nice dude
tellitlikeitis - October 5, 2010, 12:02 pm
Very cute.


WASN'T ME -




SORRY, HONEY - but we'll discuss our communication issues AFTER the game!




MARRIAGE - Hiring a women to control you, and she gets paid overtime, whether you know it or not.




IN SOME SITUATIONS - It's best NOT to hyphenate your name


TAGS: situations hyphenate name marriage weddings bride groom
Rating: 3.66/5

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LogicDude - June 17, 2009, 9:22 am
Yeah, I always cry at weddings too.
iburnpeoplewearingkilts - June 17, 2009, 2:00 am
Oh man I was crying when i read this. Bravo.


THE THIRST QUENCHER -




HUSBAND AND WIFE HAD A FIGHT -




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